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Son Of A Bitch Song

from phosphene by Area Resident

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about

Inspired by the last-song-curse -- the last song to be recorded proves to be the biggest challenge to sing. This one went through two entirely different titles, sets of lyrics and melodies before arriving at this third and final version. The music was recorded to be a cover of a song by Grady Franey called Snowflakes. The melody and lyrics are new.

lyrics

There's always one son of a bitch song
On every goddamned record
One stupid, son of a bitch song
I just can't stand it
I bet I've sung this son of a bitch song more times than I have counted

I don't care what I sing anymore
This is nothing I would ever write
I don't care what I sing anymore
This is nothing but a waste of time

Just leave it on there
No one really cares
That son of a bitch song
No one cares

credits

from phosphene, released April 7, 2023
Doug Hempstead: Vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards, percussion
Jordon Zadorozny: Drums, guitar, keyboards
Stella Panacci: Vocals

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Area Resident Ottawa, Ontario

Area Resident is Doug Hempstead. A CBC radio journalist twice-a-day and basement recording artist by night. This is the music he makes, mostly alone.

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